Day 3: Parties "proud" to unveil plethora of incompetent candidates

On the third day of campaigning, Quebec's three major parties continued to unveil their inexperienced, opportunitstic, unemployable, racist and deluded candidates while awkwardly praising their "skills" and

Premier Jean Charest was in Joliette campaigning with Pascal Beaupre, the former ADQ MNA who was soundly defeated in 2008 after his party was ridiculed for their incompetent representation.  Charest reminded reporters that Beaupre was over 18, a resident of Quebec and alive, saying that he was the "ideal Liberal candidate."

Pauline Marois meanwhile was campaigning in Laval-des-Rapides with her star candidate, Leo Bureau-Blouin.  Bureau-Blouin told reporters that he intended to continue his studies if elected, particularly political science so that he could learn why his tactics of holding months of daily demonstrations and then running for the PQ was helping the Liberals so much.

CAQ leader Francois Legault unveiled their 22-year-old candidate, Andrew d'Amours, in Trois-Rivières today.  "Maybe we can't find candidates as inexperienced, smarmy and blowhard as the PQ, but we are trying our best," said Legault.  "Quebecers are telling us they want change, and we think the change they want is to have MNAs whose work experience is mainly lifeguarding and babysitting.  Mr. d'Amours has never paid any income tax so he knows the value of having low taxes."