Quebec City's civil servants set to vote CAQ to punish themselves

The latest polls indicate that Quebec City's civil servants intend to vote for
the Coalition avenir Quebec in a landslide, in order to punish themselves for
their self-perceived laziness and redundancy.

"Civil servants have low self-esteem and think they deserve to be fired," said
pollster Maurice Sigma. "So they are voting CAQ, the only party talking about
civil service layoffs."

The poll indicated that depressed youth who are not seeking a good life are
also intending to vote CAQ.