Legault forms transition team, to transition from irrelevant to pointless

MONTRÉAL -- Coalition Avenir Québec leader François Legault announced that he has formed his transition team for the post-April 7 election period to help his party transition from an irrelevant third party to a pointless rump in the National Assembly.

Legault announced that the head of his transition team would be Mario Dumont, who helped his own party transition from a third party to a non-existent party in 2008.

Transition team duties will be to sell the party's furniture and to water the plants of defeated MNAs.