Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Election night coverage

- PQ to celebrate victory for another 7 hours; infighting to resume at 8am tomorrow as scheduled.

- Charest says "we fooled the polls", referring to the poll from two weeks ago saying the Liberals would win

- Legault promises to put Marois government under "high surveillance" from behind pillar at back of National Assembly where CAQ will sit

- Marois becomes most feminine premier since Daniel Johnson

- Charest thanks Sherbrooke voters "for nothing"

- CAQ offical photographer relieved group photo won't be as challenging as anticipated

- Bureau-Blouin, student protest leader elected for PQ, now wishes he could have his summer back

- Quebecers have spoken: "We want nothing in particular"

- Liberals, 2nd place with 46 seats, claim a moral loss

- Wave of momentum lifts CAQ to distant third

- Quebec solidaire elect both their half-leaders

- Jean-Martin Aussant still confident of participating in Leaders' Debate

- Green Party happy that no one wasted paper by marking their ballots for them

- Race to replace Charest begins by people trying to think if they can remember the name any other Liberal

- Legault says he cannot remeber speaking or meeting to a "Dr. Barrette"

- PQ minority - Marois "thrilled and relieved not to have to deliver any election promises"

1 comment:

  1. Plan to do something with this material ? It would be a real waste of good jokes otherwise...

    Oh well, writing these bits must have been fun in itself.

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