Marois', Legault's tax returns reveal two boring people

Frontrunners Pauline Marois and Francois Legault published their tax returns yesterday, revealing to a previosuly-unknown extend how boring their lives were.

Marois' statement showed that her income came almost exclusively from her salary as Leader of the Opposition, while Legault's salary came mostly from his National Assembly pension. 

"These returns show that both of them do almost nothing except politics," said Marc Lamarche, a financial analyst. "With Marois as a career politician and Legault as an accountant-turned-retired-politician, it's hard to come up with a duller scenario."

Liberal leader Jean Charest refused to publish his tax returns, saying "So what if I don't publish them?  Does that mean I'm going to lose the election?"